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Professional wrestling
announcer
and
hermaphrodite
.
Kevin Kelly was born in New York on the 9th May 1966. When he was ten years old his family moved to
Florida
where the young Kevin made a decision that would affect the rest of his life. He wanted to be a pro-wrestling
commentator
just like his idol,
Gordon Solie
(voice of Championship Wrestling of Florida).
After Kevin left high school his next step was
Florida State University
where he majored in Communications. After graduating his first job was for Cliff Anderson in Florida and then on to his first TV gig -
IWF
, based out of
Universal Studios
Florida. While working there Kelly met an up-and-coming tag-team named 'The
Smoking Gunns
':
Billy
and
Bart Gunn
. Over the years Kevin stayed in touch with Billy and when the
WWF
(which the latter was now an employee of) needed a new commentator, he thought of his old friend Double K.
Ironically when Kelly got the call from
Bruce Pritchard
and the WWF he was attending an audition for
WCW
at their
disney tapings
.
On June 24, 1996, the day after
Stone Cold Steve Austin
said "
Austin 3:16
says I just whooped your ass!", Kevin was officially declared a WWF employee.
Since arriving at
Titan Towers
, Kevin has been an announcer or interviewer on every one of the WWF's shows. His most famous pairing is on
Jakked
and
Metal
with
Michael Cole
, a position in which both of them get to have a lot of fun that normally doesn't present itself on the big WWF TV shows, however most WWF fans will remember him best for his skits with
The Rock
, who refers to him exclusively as 'Hermie' and has forced him to admit that he is both '
comme-ci, comme-ca
' and to conduct an interview both with a Rock t-shirt over his head and with his finger up his nose.
Kevin currently resides in
Connecticut
, he is married and has one son.
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