2) If a relationship sours, just make a boat and get away.

3) As a rule of thumb, if it's part of a good breakfast, they'll always be after it. Climb a magic beanstalk and get away.

4) When pressures at home build up and your children get on your nerves, don't lash out at them in anger. Get help. Call one of the parenting hotlines, take a deep breath, and make a conscious effort to stay calm. See if you can remove some of the stressers that are setting you off, or you're liable to lose all communication with your children, and nothing's worse. Or make a drawbridge and get away.

5) Quality of life is not judged by how much gold there is in the pot at the end of the rainbow, or whether or not you've got your lucky charms. Quality of life is determined by the number of different kinds of marshmallows you have.

(from the Lucky Charms site at http://www.winnerspoker.com)

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