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• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When The King Comes Home
• Come on up to the House
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• Swing when you're winning
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When you're alone
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• I love it when a plan comes together
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• Girl drink drunk
• I only smoke when I drink
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Her hair, tangled
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• You're never around when I need you
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When your time comes
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• What I want to be when I grow up
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• What to do when your husband comes home
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• when the time comes
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When the dark comes
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When We Grow Up
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When You Come
• You're so come here go away
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When the Boat Comes In
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When the great recorder comes
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• You know you're a geek when...
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• When you wake up feeling old
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• When Push Comes To Shove
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When Bobby Comes Down
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• When Saturday Comes
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• These are the days when birds come back
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• If you mix the sublime and the creepy, what you end up with is creepy
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• when you're ready to touch me again
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• When Renny wakes up
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• watching the sun come up
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Things men want when they're drunk
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When you're home alone
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I Grow Up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• I'll explain it when you're older
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When it all comes together
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• How wonderful to come home full of quiet coals
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• come about
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• come out roll
• you're waiting with your heart in hand
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• o come let us adore him
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Drink to the dead
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Lando Calrissian drinks Colt 45
• Energy Drink
• I bet she drinks from the bottle
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Mixmaster Morris' mix of Coldcut's Autumn Leaves
• Party Mix
• A Wintery Mix
• Dig up
• Hook up with
• Up the Long Ladder
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Inching up at a red light
• Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Skinning up
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• picking up garbage
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• The sequel to Dragons of Eden may include a discussion on UPS trucks
• Rolling Up, Rolling Down
• How did I end up here?
• Rave Ups
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Giving up pot
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
• Pollyanna Grows Up
• Chill up my spine
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• piss up
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi

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