Findings:
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- No one touches me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- There was no one waiting for me...
- If No One Will Love Me
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- No one says anything important during the day
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Contains no material likely to offend or harm
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Drugs Or Me
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- No one seems to listen to what I say
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Will no one help the widow's son?
- Take my advice. I'm not using it.
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
- No one's garden
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- Finally we are no one
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Trust No One
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- The Operative: No One Lives Forever
- No one can be in two places at once
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- Take one for the team
- Take Me Down to the Infirmary
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- Wearing the right bra for your shirt
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Make me one of you
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Ask Me Why
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Take me from home
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- Because I'm an adult
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I'm No Fool
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- No one gets out of this life alive
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Can You Take Me Back
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- let me ask (user)
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- No one wants you the way you are
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
- No one is illegal
- won't take no for an answer
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- Make me one with everything
- Take On Me
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
- No synthesisers or ulterior motives
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- There is likely no one left who remembers
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- The Town Where No One Got Off
- Cooking for One
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- Ask me about Loom
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- take no prisoners
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Take it or leave it
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- No One Likes Superman Anymore
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- that grey flannel shirt
- I'm no Whitman...
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- You have no power over me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- give me the truth or nothing
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Pity me not because the light of day
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- take me away
- Deal or No Deal
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