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• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Kiss and make up
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• How to make roses open up
• We did not make this up
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Things people put up their butts
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• I could make a habit out of you
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• make up sex
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Live Era '87-'93
• Make shit up
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Waking up in a cold room
• Pony Up
• this side up
• Chairs halfway up walls
• Stuff Up the Cracks
• Warm It Up
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• chin up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Trailer up on stilts
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Picking up Butch
• Turn up the Ska
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• What's up, buttercup?
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• nothing but net
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Close, but no cigar
• butt (user)
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• noman butt (user)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• pretty, but
• This could take all night
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I wish I could open his eyes
• I could fall in love with Jersey at sunset
• About the things you could not show her
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• Noises animals make in different languages
• Make squashing people as unpleasant as possible
• Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• How to make ASCII characters in HTML
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Make no bones about it
• How to make your own bookcases
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• make clean
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• War Food: How to Make a "Killer" Pasta Gravy
• Still I'll make this water home
• How to make a magic picture cube
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• Make Good
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• make every guy want you girl next door attractive cost
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Wake up!
• heads up
• Coming Up
• Dizzy Up the Girl
• My computer blew up
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Up on the platform of the Arecibo radio telescope
• Falling Up
• Open Up The Gates
• shoot up
• Hands up, the whole way
• Give In, Or Give Up
• round up
• Busting Up a Starbux
• Wrap Up In Noder Love: An E2 Craft Project and Fundraiser
• Rile up
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Up n' emulate_root (category)
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• keep your hands up
• Too loud to pick up that flinch.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• tragic but brave
• War is hell but men like it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• nothing but (user)
• Pretty Butt (user)
• Butt Science Direct (user)

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