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• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• Make shit up
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Things people put up their butts
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Kiss and make up
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• How to make roses open up
• We did not make this up
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• make up sex
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I could make a habit out of you
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Live Era '87-'93
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• cock up
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But life is subjective.
• i think i could love you
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• The mountain could be home
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Nine tailors make a man
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Timid virgins make dull company
• Make cigarettes illegal
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• make install
• Using silica as a weapon
• might makes right
• math makes me smile
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Making yogurt
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Beaky Makes a Friend
• Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• The Weird Resurrection of the Frog that Makes the Rain
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• It's okay to cry
• We like you! Probably.
• power up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Dose up
• Hopped up
• kiss it up to God
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• One up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Up conversion
• fed up
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• sunny side up
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Local publications I picked up in Toronto
• Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
• Wrapped up in the Rather-Nots
• Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
• ups (user)
• bowed up
• nut up
• Curled up on the brown carpet together, jewels in squalor
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Ending Up In Edinburgh
• Butter up
• butt log
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I could keep my sexuality private
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• They could have saved Kevin
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• Make money fast
• Make a meet
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• High school doth make cowards of us all
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• NON-VIOLENCE! NON-VIOLENCE! NON-VIOLENCE! Non-violence makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! NON-VIOLENCE!
• Make Mine Music
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• Make Money Fast Hall of Humiliation
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• How to make breasts give milk
• How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh

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