Findings:

• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• She kills me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Please Kill Me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• It kills me to watch them go
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Khaled Islambouli
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Why old people piss me off
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Someone please kill me
• kill me now (user)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Your eyes still kill me.
• kill me now_root (category)
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• You are fucking nicked, me old beauty!
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• What have you done for me lately?
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• The Old Hag
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• That which does not kill me...
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Could you have danced with me?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have no power over me
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• how my computer nearly killed me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• It could have been me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• kill me (user)
• Know your pets
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• Tell me a story about clouds
• The King, the Geezer, and the Net Hag
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Let them have Festivas
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• he hasn't let me eat in days
• Why I have tinnitus
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• old chestnut: glasses of water
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• old chestnut: age puzzles
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Old King Cole
• consoles should have trackballs
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Old Southern Slang
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Grand Old Party
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• 15 years old
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• Galco's Old World Grocery
• How to "Have People"
• Old Queen Cole
• You don't have to remember my name
• The Meditation of the Old Fisherman
• I should have danced with you
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Old Possum's book of practical cats
• AES may have been broken
• Old Dog (user)
• You, standing
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Old lecture notes
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• Natsukashii - Old Friends
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Old ye bastard (user)
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• Society killed evolution
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• The day I killed my sister
• 206
• kill me_root (category)
• Guns don't kill people, guns kill people.
• Drug Me
• England Made Me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• talk to me not the computer
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• offend me
• Bangor, Maine
• You'll Find Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• Blow me down!
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Fuck me boots
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Same birthday as me
• People just expect things from me
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• please forgive me (user)
• Take it from me
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• Put me under
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Meet Me in the Green Glen
• He brings me books like flowers
• Mansi with the moist voice, telling me goodbye
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• The man is bringing me down
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• My rubber ducky is stalking me
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Pentax ME Super
• So much it scares me
• m.e. (user)
• Count to Pi for me.
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• Me Hearties (user)
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Shag Me Up The Botty_root (category)
• nobody will let me start a country

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