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• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• cat haters
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Dead links in writeups
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Capitalize, please
• Things people put up their butts
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• The bored who complain
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Know your pets
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Rednecks hating Canada
• play dumb
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• The other people who hate war
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• People who died laughing
• People who love FTP
• They say it's never too late
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• People who use Windows
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• The rules of pool are not selective
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• But who nodes the noders?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• To those who know who they are
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Say my name, bitch!
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• Music need not be popular to be good
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Who are "they" anyway?
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• What They Did To the Desert People
• people who don't exist
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• The Knights Who say Ni!
• A joke about dealing with people
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Everything popularity contest
• People are disposable cameras meant to capture experiences
• Why people who jog live longer
• What I hate about working on code with others
• What loan words say about a society
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• Ground rush
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• People who don't read
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Things you give people that they keep
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Love isn't about fixing people
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• In God we trust? Who says?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Bitch Quest 2009 - Who's the Bitch?
• They are all pretty but fading.
• "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Something I hate about email
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Taking things at surface value
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• And People Say Supermarkets are Boring
• Judging women by their books
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.

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