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Petulia, the Goddess of Negotiable Affection

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(person) by Bitca (1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat May 26 2001 at 2:49:59

Goddess of Ephebe, a country that has gods the way other nations have rats. Typically depicted in statues as having serious problems with her dress, to the point where monks have to have a serious lie down. Worshipped by ladies of the night, and every other time, if you catch my meaning. Petulia is given mad props by other deities of the region for, uh, filling the hole in the market.

Information garnered from Small Gods, by Terry Pratchett

I claim this nodeshell rescued in the name of Briton!

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