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Sally Jessy Raphael

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(person) by Mr. Hotel (6.6 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Oct 21 2000 at 20:38:43

Contemptible scurvy dog of mid-day talk shows with characteristic red glasses. Her show ranks somewhere between Ricki Lake and Donahue as far as sensationalism goes.

A friend of mine used to do PR work for Ms. Raphael and revealed to me a few secrets, the biggest shocker of which being that Sally Jessy has perfect eyesight. The glasses, those horrible ginormous red frames, are a PR device meant to give her a more motherly and concerned look, therefore increasing her appeal to the 35 and over crowd.

This is what stuck with me the most, though. I think she's either divorced or single, which is kept pretty much under wraps, because who would want to take advice from someone who isn't married?


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