Findings:
- No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- I appear to have been misinformed
- No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- Know your pets
- We're trying to have a baby
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Animals people have sex with
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I have a good rapport with animals
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Peace - Scene 12
- King Lear III.vii
- Winter's Tale II.iii
- The Birth of Merlin: Act III Scene III
- Richard II IV.i
- Black Hand Over Europe - The Bulgarian Scene - I. Bulgaria the Unlucky
- Scenes From A Marriage
- You Were on My Mind
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- What if there were a war, and nobody came?
- The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
- The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
- Her black eyes were surely the source of my angst
- Things never were what they used to be
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- totem animal
- Animal Domestication
- Carnival of the Animals
- agonistic animal behavior
- Animal Weretiger (user)
- Animal 38 (user)
- Dry bones can harm no one
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- institutions have lives of their own
- How the mighty have fallen
- Questions I have had today
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I have a bad feeling about this
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- Two virgins about to have sex
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- I have memories of the sky
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
- Only Angels Have Wings
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Sex in a small car
- Dead people I have known
- Can I have a light?
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- I believe you have my stapler
- We'll always have Paris
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- you have to wear clothes
- Have you argued for a false truth?
- mise en scène
- Henry V I.ii
- The "running from the explosion" scene
- Star Trek II: Space Seed: Lost scenes
- Richard III I.iv
- Titus Andronicus IV.ii
- San Francisco music scene
- Winter's Tale V.iii
- The Birth of Merlin: Act IV Scene IV
- Measure for Measure I.v
- Behind the scenes
- Chase scene (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- Those were the days
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- We're all guinea pigs
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- I dreamed you were a god once
- This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- her eyes were brimming with souls
- I Wish You Were Here
- And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- Noises animals make in different languages
- animal law
- animal (user)
- Animals That Swim
- Animal Farm: The Hallmark Ending
- Animals in War memorial
- Puffing up one's self to appear larger
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- Have you tried rebooting?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- I have no browser and I must node!
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
- Words that only have one context
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Fish have no concept of fire
- Why I have a fear of breasts
- The days of wonder have come at last
- Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- To have and to hold
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- I have failed
- You Have To Burn The Rope
- Movies that should have been books first
- Have One On Me
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
- Henry V III.vi
- Pericles Prince of Tyre III.ii
- Cymbeline II.iv
- Richard III III.vii
- King Lear II.i
- As You Like It II.vi
- Why I dislike the rave scene
- Richard II I.iii
- Measure for Measure IV.v
- NYPD L.A. Law & Order: Crime Scene Investigation On The Street Blues
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- Even if we're not together
- You were my plans tonight
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
- Mistakes were made
- We Were the Sun's Chosen Ones
- It's been years since we were born
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
- Humans are pack animals
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- animal genitalia
- Dictionary of recently formerly animals
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- The tattoo phenomenon
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