Findings:
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- I was into them after they were hip
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- November 4, 1995
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- More than he was willing to give
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- guess i got rung up (user)
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- When she was bad
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- "Shut up," he explained
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He ain't no movie star
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- It was not death, for I stood up
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- At least he was gentle
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- The mites go up and the tights come down
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Kick up dust in the ruins of each other's souls
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- I married him because he was not mean
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- He Was a Crook
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- That week with her was like drinking bubbles
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
- She sat down in black pants and mules, and I pulled up a chair to listen to her reading Billy Collins
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- Blue Got Up
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
- Her hair, tangled
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
- What I want to be when I grow up
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- All he left her was alone
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- At that time I was taken up with alchemy
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Let's tear down build up smashing a new world
- I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
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