Tobacco smoking is a major cause of heart disease. It can cause blockages in the body's arteries. These blockages can lead to chest pain and heart attacks. Heart attack is the most common cause of death in Australia. Smokers run a far greater risk of having a heart attack than people who don't smoke.

Government Health Warning.

My blood pressure is dangerously low. I smoke, and I eat all the meat I can, while intravenuously taking lard through a shunt to the neck and sprinkling salt on everything I eat. I'm addicted to smoking, yes, and maybe I have a problem, but honestly, I wouldn't mind having a little extra blockage in my arteries. Enjoying a smoke isn't my problem. People who tell me that I'm going to die because of my habits are my problem. I understand what the Surgeon General has to say, it's written right on a box in my pocket.

So don't you worry about me, 'cause if you stand too close, you're liable to die from my bad habits.