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THE LOUD NODE

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(thing) by FishHead (6.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 23 C!s Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:42:43

BANG BING BANG! BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOM! CRAAAAAASH! SCREEEEEEEECH! AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH! SNAP CRACKLE POP! NI NI NI NI NI NI NI! OH YEAH! FART!

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No more writeups are being accepted for this node. I've kept this writeup as an example of what many, many E1 writeups were like. This node *is* hilarious. A million nodes like this one quickly becomes very not hilarious. - dem bones If you feel you have something to add to this node, post it on your Scratch Pad and contact an editor.
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