Findings:
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Keep talking while I load the gun
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- The muffins are talking to me
- The radios are talking to me again
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- The top secret of talking like an American
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to use your computer as an entertainment center
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- Talking to Americans
- talking about other countries
- talking shit about a pretty sunset
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Murray the Talking Skull
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- Talking to the figure drawing model
- Silence is an art form; talking is unnecessary, discuss
- just like mom used to make
- Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- Train Talking
- Society made me what I am
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Gravity really gets me down
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
- talking can only give you away
- He brings me books like flowers
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- I could use some new habits, like holding you
- The things that get me (barely) through
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- treat me like a woman
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
- Talking with God
- Bleed Like Me
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- How to get Apache to use simple URIs
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- talking points
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Talking on wires is the devil's work
- This is the UK Talking
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
- While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
- Talking Heads
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Talking to plants
- Republican Like Me
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
- sleep talking
- Loves me like a bottle
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- I, like your cigarette, am on fire
- When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- talking shop
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Getting free computer parts
- Philbert the Talking Turtle
- Why is talking to yourself bad?
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- get off me
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Get it off me!
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- talking sweet
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- Talking to Strangers
- eyed me like a female mantis
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- What the computer does while it's alone
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Talking to Myself
- just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- talking
- cute talking animal
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Talking Woody, Bob, Bruce & Dan Blues
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
- talking moose
- Francis the Talking Mule
- When I get like this
- Stoned music memories
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Talking to Dragons
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Do you like me?
- Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
- The Talking Parcel
- I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- Dead Like Me
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Get a real computer!
- Computers are holding me hostage
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