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• lick pussy (user)
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• There was a man and a woman
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I was once young and had a home
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• Pussy Galore (user)
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• Trompe
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• It was nice working with you
• This was not my going away party
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The lawn was white with doctors
• when was vienetta ice cream invented
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
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• Analog Pussy
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Now it was personal
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• It was better before they came
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I wish it was raining
• Weather pussies
• Porn increases the self-perceived value of pussy
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• wa (user)
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• I was addicted to parents
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• There Was A Friend
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• pussy pumper (user)
• 'T was
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Money was paper
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Upon the hills where day was done
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Pussy Galore
• Nashville Pussy
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• being a kid was great
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• this girl I was in love with
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Running a BBS
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• A knock there was upon the door
• I was adored once too
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• I was looking for you
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Dumb laws
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• This was their finest hour
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• boku wa toire
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When I Was Cruel
• Tetris was Soviet Communist Propaganda
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• pussys (user)
• Music was better in the old days
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• What if the world were flat?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again

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