Findings:

• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I was raised by the French government
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I've been duped by Satan!
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Things invented by the French
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The names have been ommitted to protect the innocent...
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Running around that thing with all the stuff everywhere
• wrap your tongues around truth
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• A pint's a pound the world around
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• Evolution is only a theory
• Has Been
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• Dividing by zero
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Abbreviations commonly used by veterinarians
• By Force Alone
• die by the sword
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• Raised in the woods by a pack of wild dykes
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Napster to filter by filename
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• Caught by a smile
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-A
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• call by call
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Autobiographical Statement: Indexed by Rivers
• Call by need
• As Tears Go By
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Pestering of American Troops by Loose Women
• Moments together, catalogued by semi-scientific expositions of skin's functions
• Trial by congress
• Writeups by Type (superdoc)
• Special cheerleader panties
• My techie chick
• chick chick_root (category)
• French expression
• French comic books
• French Constitution: The European Communities and the European Union
• Free French
• French leave
• French Fry Bread
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• We have learned our lessons well
• I have more stories about trains for you
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We have had enough of your beige
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Could you have danced with me?
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• central office
• Principal's Office
• United States Presidential Oath of Office
• How to Behave in the Veterinarian's Office
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Green Around the Gills
• How to turn around in the street
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• I've Been Tired
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• It's been real
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• design by contract
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• case by case
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven

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