Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Dreams last for so long
• You're too young to be so old
• The Library Book
• Trompe
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Last one in is a rotten egg!
• One year old
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I'm so tough
• I'm on my last go-round
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• one last look at you
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• It was free, so I took it.
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• One Last Wish
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I was doing so well.
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• When I was ten years old
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• There was an old lady
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Old Ones
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• One last concert in a ruined city
• Music was better in the old days
• The Old Ones
• old books can tell more than one story
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I was one of those girls
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Last year was always better
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• One hour there was sunlight
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• One Last Shot
• Back to the Old Skool
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• One Last Time
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so sorry
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I remember, there was one
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Old Skool Bacardi Party (document)
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Great Old Ones
• So, which one of you is the man?
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• They came together so as to form one whole
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Last Rays of the Old Dying Sun
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• miguel the love one (user)
• I'm not sure
• The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• UK Number One singles of 1967
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• UK Number One singles of 1987
• I'm game
• Rule One
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• One night, alone, in the forest
• I'm not talking about
• Unintentional irony and complete idiocy often go hand in hand with one another
• I'm Looking Through You
• One World
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• one beer rule
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
• HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!
• HEY im cool_root (category)
• when your loved one has depression
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Don't stand so close to me
• American girls are all so easy
• It's not the box I'm in it's the bluntness of my will (disguised as a sword)

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