The many weapons of cats

(idea) by Starrynight (5.4 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Feb 29 2000 at 15:38:05

Cats do not enter this world unprepared. To wit:

. . . and of course, the instinct to use all these weapons for world domination. You'd think that, armed with this knowlege, I would know better than to house cats in my domicile.

cat haters	Owned by cat	My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen	Straight girls who go to strip clubs
The E2 feline conspiracy	Stupid things to do in a strip club	Cute fuzzy widdle aminals	Cat bathing as a martial art
Do you want a kitten?	Cat photography	The record labels owe you $20	meow
Advertising that targets cats	purring	With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.	How to handle a radioactive cat
277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know	It's my right as an American	How to clip a cat's claws	The Cynic Project
felix culpa	kittens	Cats	Look out Haskell, it's real!

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