Findings:
- The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- average male viewer
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Average (user)
- .400 batting average
- Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
- Average Value Method
- Two virgins about to have sex
- all day I dream about sex
- The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
- Average Joe (user)
- the average population of the universe is zero
- Photography and religion
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Dow Jones Industrial Average
- The Average White Band
- It's not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It's because you're fat.
- 10 common myths about sex offenders
- the average number of fixed points of a permutation is 1
- average guy (user)
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- I'm All You Can Think About
- It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
- Average Joe
- Nosferatu (with C/Average)
- average rate of change
- Average logarithmic energy decrement per collision
- I think of you every time I cry
- load average
- Average Freight Rate Assessment
- Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- Writing about sex
- Global average temperature
- Grade Point Average
- I think a lot about the rabbits
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- General sexuality newsgroup
- average person
- Zero knowledge computation of the average salary
- Every Second Without You Lasts a Lifetime
- In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
- Average Atmospherocepalic Bureaucrat in the Act of Milking a Cranial Harp
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- moving average
- Standard Average European
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- I try not to think about it
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- My Life Is Average
- Earned Run Average
- Average Call Time
- Conventional views about human cloning
- exponential moving average
- Average G (user)
- Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Batting average
- Elmo Ain't Yo Average Nza
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- weighted average
- Male sex drive and the end of the world
- Law of averages
- Being average is rare
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Think About Mutation
- How To Think About God
- Weighted Average with denominator 7
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Equivalent Average
- What religions think about Jesus Christ
- Average Land Speed of Animals
- Invitation to average war
- The second glance over the shoulder that makes you think: What if?
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- elliptical weighted average
- sit in the corner and think about what you've done
- Think about you
- Peripheral Earned Run Average
- Porn industry
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
- Average
- To be noble in an average life
- Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
- When you think about smoking
- Having An Average Weekend
- Average dice
- Smarter than the average bear
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Libertarian views on age of consent laws
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- Everybody lies about sex
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- average total cost
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
- Average Handle Time
- The average noder's age (e2poll)
- you fall or fly every second
- 2069: A Sex Odyssey
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- intercrural sex
- mannequin sex
- Sex Changes
- slug sex
- Confessions of a sex addict
- Doppler Sex
- Bad Sex in Fiction Award
- The sex life of a table tennis ball
- I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- The scariest words I can think of
- What I think Editor Powers are
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- To Think of Time
- Don't Think of an Elephant
- He probably thinks he is doing fine
- Tell me a story about rains
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Theory about homosexuality
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- How I feel about exams
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Everything I know about bicycles and cycling
- About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
- Much Ado About Nothing I.i
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- All About Chemistry
- I don't care about the air
- You, standing
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- The Day the World was about to End
- Nobody writes poetry about financial security
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
- A late night poem about nostalgia
- Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
- Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
- Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
- Male pattern baldness
- male chauvinist
- A short essay on males, individuality, and real ultimate power
- the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
- The Second Planters Principle
- Second Children
- Godel's Second Incompleteness Theorem explained in words of one syllable
- Second Stage Turbine Blade
- The first wife sews the cushions for the second wife to sit on
- Second Tradition
- The Seven Sacraments
- The Seven Contrary Virtues
- Texas Seven
- 1998 J. Lohr Cabernet Sauvignon "Seven Oaks"
- Mild Seven
- Saving Seven
- Seven Spears of Shizugatake
- Sex reassignment surgery
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