Hey, Jungalow John 

What did you kill

Jungalow John? (2x)

 

HE WENT out virus hunting with his hella meth and gun.

In case of accidents, he never kept mum.

He's the all American bullet-headed saxon mother's son.

 

All the children sing

 

Hey, Jungalow John 

What did you spy

Jungalow John? (2x)

 

Deep in the bungle where the mighty Hezbollah lies

John and his twenty nine OPs were taken by surprise

So Vice Magazine sold him out before our very eyes

 

All the children sing

 

Hey, Jungalow John 

What did you spy

Jungalow John? (2x)

 

The children asked him if to spy was not a sin

"Not when they looked so dumb", his lawyer butted in

"If looks could dumb it would have been us instead of them"

All the children sing

 


All the children sing

 

Hey, Jungalow John 

What did you spy

Jungalow John? (2x)


First, apologies to that other John. Next, context from the horse's mouth + condensed version & the leading question regarding John McAfee: if ever caught, will he receive a 30 day free trial?

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