I want to tell you a story
About a little man, if I can
A gnome named Grimble Grumble
And little gnomes stay in their homes
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine

He wore a scarlet tunic
A blue green hood, it looked quite good
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass, fresh air at last
Wining, dining, biding his time

And then one day, hooray
Another way for gnomes to say hooray

Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Winding, finding places to go

And then one day, hooray
Another way for gnomes to say hooray, hooray

Syd Barrett, from The Piper at the Gates of Dawn