(idea) by themusic Mon Jun 19 2000 at 4:15:20
The Man and the Lightning
from Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce

A MAN Running for Office was overtaken by Lightning.

"You see," said the Lightning, as it crept past him inch by inch, "I can travel considerably faster than you."

"Yes," the Man Running for Office replied, "but think how much longer I keep going!"

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