When I was just a wee-wee tot
They took me from my wee-wee cot
And put me on a wee-wee pot
to see if I would wee or not
wee-wee
wee-wee

When they saw that I would not
they took me from my wee-wee pot
and put me on my wee-wee cot
and then I gave them all I got
wee-wee
wee-wee

They took me from my wee-wee cot
and spanked me on my wee-wee butt
it goes to show that when it's hot
you should never drink a lot
wee-wee
wee-wee

When I was young and in my prime
I used to wee-wee all the time
Now I'm old and getting gray
I only wee-wee once a day
wee-wee
wee-wee


A scout song.