(Dubious) enjoyment of this piece is reliant upon your having
waded stubbornly through The bride of Vankenstrein - conception
We again (oh joy) join the Dr. and his loveable scab-picking,
furry, leprous, wise-cracking drone moJoe, in 'der Lab'.
Ja! JA! ... Ve are almost now finishing our finest creation.......you knaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw? Qvuickly....hand me dat can off spraying paint.
masshter, did you jussht sshay 'qvuickly'?
ACHTUNG!! I vas vaiting for eine opportunity for der field testing of mein Penile Dessication Ray mit der Flashing und Shrinking und Drying Fallink Off™ ....do not be overly tryink off my patience, or critical off mein hideous quasi-germanic accenting habits..you knaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw?
my mossht profusshe apologiessh masshter
Ja Ja...be shuttink up now ok? Vunderbar....she ist almost finished...just a few more tveaks...yes..adjust der reinforcement of der pleasure nexus ..now...a fiddle mit der extra spleen, you know chust in case.....maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe I add dis extra anime module here...
Ahhhhhhhh.....truly meine mastervork! Every liddle bit of knowing I gleaned from der net, I vas den placing in her! My text analysis off *every* irc log dat existen, 15,000 hours of der japanese cartoon moving filmen, der touchink personal accounts off growink up und hormones mit der boy troubles, der ability to evangelize twelf different open-zource operating systematics, der names off every pokemon, physiology dat ist reflecting der innermosst desires of countless twitchy fanboys, der brains of five leading feminizt writers mit der equality things taken out, und der adulten site graphic lickin-touchin feeling with the shaken and jiggy....every damn bit off stuff! Now....moJoe...hand to me der activation wand!
hehehe...you know masshter..this sshort of lookssh like a big, pink, plasshtic sschlo-
ENOUGH mit der dirty talken Mr. filthy panty touchen looken at der wildlife documentaries! Ah...now, ve inschert das wand here into der 'Go' spot...oooohhh...mein nipples are tinkling in der delicious anticipation...you knaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw?
Dere. Now ve vatch und vait vhile Vunder Voman© vakes und valks viz us! NEIN!!..don't even be thinkink of sayink anythink relatink to mein pronunciatink off der 'double u'...okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay? Even be leavink alone my endearing habit off puttink der k mit der endink of vords seeminkly at random, jaaaaaaaa?
Look...she avakens! Vat a beauty........vait, vait, vat is she doink? Nein, nein....don't being affraid Leibling, come out from der corner you knaaaaw? Oh my.......dat is......somevat troublink....
what the hell issh sshe doing with thosshe tentaclessh Doctor?
Ja..ja I know vat you meanink, for such a shy thing she ist certainly der busy busy buzy bee mit dose tentacles eh? I vish I could remember vhy I gave her tentacles...must haf been some popular education vebsiten...no? Oh my! looking looking...I did not think dat vas even possible!.....Vait....I tink she vill be speaking now..you knaaaaaaaaaaaaw? Come now bayby Doktor loving man ist ready for your sveetness, Jaaaaaaa?
IDIOT MAN CREATURE, I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH HIP SLUTTINESS and then cry, alone and unloved I WILL GRIND YOUR TESTOSTERONAL BONES BENEATH MY HIGH-HEELS WHILE YOU LICK THEM why oh why couldn't you just love me for who I am, not who you want me to beHAHAHA, IF I EVER NEED A BIG DICKED MALE IN MY LIFE, I'LL BUY A HORSE i'm still seeking another like-minded geek boy with an interest in perl hacking to write obsfucated witty japh sigs and take walks in the park with IKEDA! AKIRA! ZZZZOOOOOOOORT OOOOHHH..TENTACLE FRESH have you ever just sat and considered the simple beauty of a tree..how unassuming, but yet how majestic..and we use such a simple word to capture such a..YEAH...OH YEAH...DO ME LIKE THAT..YEAH
O kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay......she is being der liddle bit confusen.....und I don't distinctly remember giving her der glowing eyes und der hair dat ist floaten straight up above der head, ja?..........WOAH und der FUNKENSCHTORMEN..Vaz dat some type of death ray beaming from der eyeballen? moJoe?....hey....come back here you scurrying tube sqvuirrel!
BASTARDcuteyCOCKloverUSERboyfriendPIGbabyFUCKER!let's cuddleI OWNZ JOOOZ ...ZZZZOOOOOOOOORT ..... ZZZZOOOOOOOOOOORT ..... ZZZ-ZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOORT
Ja ..right...right.......a liddle bit too many laser rays with burning ashy dissolven from living from der eyeballen now for der comfort zone..you knaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw? Runnink now...runniiiiiink!
There was a moral to this story. But it was intentionally left out in a
last minute creative decision. As was the humour.
THE END
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