Findings:

• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Be there or be square
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• Be different, just like everyone else
• What it's like to be in love
• Who Will Be There
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• You're too good to be human
• What is it like to be a bat?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There will be no more stories to read
• There Will Be Blood
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my Boiled Human Finger soup.
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• there will be a last
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• What it's like to be skinny
• There will be time
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What life after death will really be like
• Where's the kaboom?
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• There will never be another you
• Like there's no tomorrow
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• There is some place I need to be
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• There is no frigate like a book
• There are a million girls like me out there
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Some things that fly there be
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Be a problematic duck over there
• There need to be more powers
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Be a model or just look like one
• There can be only one
• On the comet there will be much pie
• I never thought it would be like this
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• you had to be there
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• all the cute guys will be there
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Be human
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Mind without body
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• I'd like some dreams too
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• She must be what cocaine is like
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• singing like nobody is there
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• As You Like It III.ii
• I would like to have emotions
• The colors flow through her like a rainbow
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• Punk as shit like a motherfucker
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• No time like the present
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• It tastes like the Easter Bunny came in my mouth
• How to kiss like a ninja
• Living Like Weasels
• To do is to be
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• How to raise your child like a warrior
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• The Ten Commandments revised
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• The Parking Lot is Full
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Empty sky with a lot on its mind
• Jack Be Nimble
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why are there Black Vulcans?
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• There is no 'I' in 'team'
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• There's a woman inside my stereo
• There are no facts
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Getting there is half the fun
• I don't want to be alone
• That's what they're there for
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten

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