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There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
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What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.
I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
So how did you two meet?
Vaguely erotic encounters on the number 8 bus
I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
The smell of lost loves
For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
Female Growth Chart
Boobies do not make the world go round
Strangers talk to me
The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
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E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
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