Things Techies should know about Brand Names@Everything2.com

1. If is says Compaq, pray like hell you will never have to take it apart.

2. If it says Microsoft, don't ask why it's broken. The answer is in the question.

3. If it says Jolt, don't let them take it away from you.

4. If it says Linux, your boss doesn't want to hear about it. No matter how cool it is.

and lastly,

5. If it says something vague about no-user-service something with parts but the words don't really make sense to you, take it apart and fuck with it until it makes sense.

Once, everyone was a computer novice	When sex hurts (Men)	Capitalism urges you to define yourself through your purchases	I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
Left-handed homosexuals	Compaq	Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more	Jolt
It's better to have loved and lost	Fuck plate tectonics	The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie	I am afraid of permanence
Microsoft	store brand	Tell me of the nature of love	On what's wrong with hip-hop
E2 is unfriendly to new noders	iptables	Catharsis, or Living for the Cool	Questions I have had today
Lye	doting	Question	get-in

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