Findings:

• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• the world will be remade in our image
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• node that will be my legacy
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The funniest joke in the world
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Carl Everett
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• I fear I will be nothing
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why I won't be at commencement
• Who Will Be There
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• There will be no more stories to read
• There Will Be Blood
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• The next life will be better
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You Won't Be Mine
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• If it be your will
• there will be a last
• right to the ways and the rules of the world
• The World Won't Listen
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The end will be a sellout
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• They will not be named!
• Christian fundamentalists will end the world through fear and suffering
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• What life after death will really be like
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Why wind will rule all
• Things that seem too good to be true, rule
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• 6 Easy Steps To World Domination
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I know when the world will end
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Jokes that will send you to hell
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• My RPG will be a work of art
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• The revolution will not be televised
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Real World Road Rules Challenge
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• It's easy to speak love in the dark... what about in broad daylight in the glare of the sun and the world
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Someday, I will be strong
• Everything will be alright
• I will be your young sinner
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• The World's Worst Knock Knock Jokes
• Will I be given that chance?
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Our world will change
• ideas that will save world
• You will be assimilated
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The staircase will be firm and the ceiling above will shatter under my fingertip
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• free will vs. free won't
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• I will always be weird inside
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Won't you be my neighbor?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The World (as it ought to be)
• PC World
• To do is to be
• World Wide Jewish Domination
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• World Wrestling Federation
• First World
• The Ten Commandments revised
• In the fight between you and the world, back the world
• Claiming to be a lesbian

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