• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• the world will be remade in our image
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• node that will be my legacy
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• They will not be named!
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Carl Everett
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will be your young sinner
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There Will Be Blood
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I fear I will be nothing
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Who Will Be There
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• There will be no more stories to read
• there will be a last
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The next life will be better
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Fucked up ways to die
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• If it be your will
• Fucked Up
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The end will be a sellout
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• What life after death will really be like
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• You Fucked Up!
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Goops and How to be Them
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• The revolution will not be televised
• Be sure it's legal
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• People have fucked up before
• I will ask them all their dreams
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Someday, I will be strong
• Everything will be alright
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Will I be given that chance?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• If this is how it's supposed to be, it's f****d up
• Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• You will be assimilated
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ken Lay
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night

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