Findings:
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Starving in the greenhouse
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Hot pursuit
- Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
- You can, but you may not
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- gods we may be
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- May the Fourth be with you
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- On the comet there will be much pie
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- May the Force be with you
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Rebeca Martinez
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Be that as it may
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Fishing may be painful
- I may not be unbreakable
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- meteors may be fallen angels
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- may their names be sung forever
- Much like what music wants to be
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- may you be granted a purple robe
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
- Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- My life may no longer be my own
- Animals which may be immortal
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Editor Log: May 2005
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- May 17, 2005
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- May 5, 2006
- Women who are bred to be ornaments
- May 27, 2006
- The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
- May 13, 2007
- Who Will Be There
- NEWS - May 2008 (document)
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- May 2, 2009
- You Won't Be Mine
- May 31, 2009
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- May 27, 2010
- I Might Be Wrong
- Work hard and be nice
- May 20, 2011
- Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- I think I think too much
- To be noble in an average life
- Much Madness is divinest Sense
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- Expensive foods can be worth it
- Leaves of three, let it be
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- Easier to be gay
- you pretend to be the moon
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- No place I'd rather be
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- bergy bit
- sticky bit
- Bit Torrent
- Bringing Out the Dead
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Monkey Butt!
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
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