Findings:

• Be an adult. Be false.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• How to Be Alone
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I don't want to be alone
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Good but could be better
• I wanna be your dog
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You're too young to be so old
• To God Be the Glory
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• What it's like to be skinny
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• It couldn't be
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Mind without body
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• The revolution will not be webcast
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• You Should Be Sober
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Thine Be the Glory
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• we shall all be healed
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• They Might Be Giants
• begging to be loved
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Be a girl for a day
• What life after death will really be like
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Be cool in college
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• College football must be preserved
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Fit to be tied
• It Could Always Be Worse
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• All I ever wanted to be
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• We are what we pretend to be
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• No one can be in two places at once
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• There Will Be Blood
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• This statement cannot be proven
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Be careful what you wish for
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• Let's just be friends
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• How to be a fuck-up
• Death Be Not Proud
• Be sure it's legal
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Be Five
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• How the Sun Came to Be
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I am blind when I want to be
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• This is a place to be wary of
• be advised
• It should not be this complicated
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Be Bop Deluxe
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Things never were what they used to be
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• How to be a lardass
• How to be a geek
• long to be thin (user)
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Be yourself
• Chant and be Happy
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Dorothy Tries to be Brave
• Be a man
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• There needs to be a man page for females
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Let's Be Childish
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Training to be a RIT team
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• let bygones be bygones
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• You'd Be Surprised_root (category)
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• Be
• I know what it's like to be dead
• rather be in Philadelphia
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Trying desperately to be cool
• All that I am and ever want to be
• May the Force be with you
• Why Be Bitter?
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• stupidity should be painful
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Bes

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