• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Helping people cheat
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Dunces who waste and lie: An attack on NASA's manned space travel
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• banana hammock
• I never saw her again
• her arms around me
• Stand in the doorway and watch her
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Her raised middle finger came into focus
• Dig up her bones
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
• Her achilles heel
• His and Her Circumstances
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• The Pope and Her Yaks
• It clings to her like dedication in the rain
• I see drops of her everywhere
• She'd move, breaking the magnetism between her chair and my desk
• She's got Zelda Fitzgerald mercury in her veins
• She sat down in black pants and mules, and I pulled up a chair to listen to her reading Billy Collins
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 23
• How to lie with statistics
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• Here Dead Lie We
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Judging women by their books
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• It is grown-ups who are scared to death of death
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Waiters who judge you based upon what you order
• The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
• The boy who spoke with the sky
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• The Hare Who Got Married
• Who Knows One?
• Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
• Who's Who Among American College Students
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Who shit on the coats?
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• the person who loves to learn
• Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
• Making her presence known (Part 3)
• watching her dance
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Reply (Crumpled on Her Desk)
• Ozma and Her Friends
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Catwoman: Her Sister's Keeper
• Her Space Holiday
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Leaving her lipstick on a glass as a reminder.
• Her smile, thinking about you
• If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
• Somebody somewhere is spilling her secrets
• Lies, damn lies, and statistics
• I lie in the grass
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 7
• Astro City #5
• Dreams lie beneath my pillow
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Who is yours?
• She Who Is
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• Capitalize, please
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
• who invented Preparation H
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• The Man Who
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• The Who Game
• The dog who would not come in
• The Boy who Went to the North Wind and Demanded the Flour Back
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Girls Who Bite Back
• let me know who you are now.
• Who Goes There?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Presidents of the United Stated who had not previously held elected office
• putting on her makeup
• Her name was Natalie
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• after her, I took my coffee black
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Sheila and her Dog
• By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• I seduced her with late night laboratory thunder!
• The one the queen keeps her eye on
• In Her Shoes
• Fear Her
• you can't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknic
• tell her your feelings
• Emily's Legs and Her Shoes
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Mom takes off her cape
• There All the Honor Lies
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 14
• Kiss the wounds clean with lies
• 14 lies and you're done
• You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
• Dr Who
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Who owns our writeups?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Who run Bartertown?
• Who Dares Wins
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Why people who jog live longer
• who pitites the foo (user)
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• A Night of Maximum R&B: The Who, July 1, 2002
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• a total loss of control over her life
• A woman and her Cock
• The Saran Wrap Dominatrix and Her Cellophane Bondage Slave
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• The world is her sketchbook
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• Her name is Rebecca
• Give Her To The Monsters
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• You put a hand on her hip, she permits it.
• Don't tell me about her
• GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
• Lies are fun
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 16

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