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• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Touch Me You Fool
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• No one touches me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Break me. I'm elated.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Touch Me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• I'm Just Me (user)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• They don't touch me the same way
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• A fine mess you've gotten me into
• No Honey Nor Bee for Me
• All around me
• ender will save me (user)
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• she, he, and me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Arrr, I `ave a dreamlog, me harties
• The me I hope to become
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• You died for me
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Piece Of Me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• sick fuck
• A devil sick of sin
• Love is touching souls, surely you touched mine
• losing touch
• Touch of Evil
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm working on it
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• Im No Writer (user)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Better him than me
• Me! (user)
• John Hall
• Give Me Louisiana
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Hit me up
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Give Me A Home and Away
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Don't tell me everything
• Black Like Me
• Let me count all the pieces
• I want you inside me
• 80s music made me gay
• It's Time for Me to Die
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The radios are talking to me again
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• Come fly with me
• Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• Punish me with kisses
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Dead Like Me
• So much it scares me
• m.e. (user)
• kill me now (user)
• You lost me at Hello
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• legend of me (user)
• Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
• let me show you it
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Forget Me Knot
• leave me alone
• You Heard Me
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• sick girl_root (category)
• Pocket touch
• When touch was simple
• The Medusa Touch
• Touched by the Hand of God
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm just talking about Shaft
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• Drink Me
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Beer me!
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Chicken Cannon
• Lick me out
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.

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