"..For my penis is small and frequently mocked. Should I compell such a female to be seen with me through an excessive display of machismo, I feel certain that my detractors would assume they had been mistaken in assessing my various charms and deliver unto me the respect I deserve. Moreover, it would be a simple task for a man of my intellect to woo a woman of this nature, and she would assuredly be willing to do whatever I asked of her, as she would lack the brains to figure out that she could do better and that the chances of my sexual performance improving were slim to none.

"She has been the subject of many fantasies, and someday I will have a deeper relationship with her than simply jacking off to a mental image of her. Indeed, she will worship me and because of this, the people I really respect will worship me as well."

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