• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Be a model or just look like one
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• There is none like unto Him
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• The truth, or something like it
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• She could not live with or without him
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• With him it was always like
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• serendipity, or something like it
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Life, or something like it
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Just Like Larry
• talks like a duck
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• How to Dance like a Junglist
• I waited under your streetlight like a hoodlum; like a moth
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• why girls like assholes
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• Where the headstones will read like love letters.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Either/Or
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• lost, or trying to be
• The King's Camelopard, or, The Royal Nonesuch
• Swimming pool injury
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• pets or meat
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
• Join or Die
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
• America: love it, or leave it
• Live or Die
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• homage or satire
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• You are no longer someone's first
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• How to insult someone using calculus
• someone much more (user)
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Reality, memory, and time: A character based study of "Waiting for Godot"
• Waiting until marriage
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Waiting for Snow
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• i love him (user)
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• like this
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• What it's like to be skinny
• What does your hometown smell like?
• Anarchy is like, bogus, man
• How everything is like starship troopers
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• I like the Sprite in you
• nobody likes father-son presidential teams
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• As You Like It II.v
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• It's like snowflakes
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• If you like X, you'll like Y
• Heart Like a Wheel
• Off like a herd of turtles
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• It started like this
• Feels Like Home
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• something like this
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• Hills Like White Elephants
• consulting is kind of like an open relationship
• love like you've never been hurt
• Like a distant star, on the horizon
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• or
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• shift left (or right) logical
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Am I This Or Not?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• true or false
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Camels, sandpeaks and silhouettes, or, a very quiet adventure
• Mad World, or my weekend in Afghanistan
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
• The Master Cat; or, Puss in Boots
• Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Goethe and the Invention of Shakespeare as All-Time Greatest English Playwright; or, The Playwright's Burden
• Pumpkin (or Sweet Potato) Fry Bread
• Drugs Or Me
• You can't make someone love you
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
• How to kick someone in the testicles
• Someone to Drive You Home
• Hsu, waiting (nourishment)
• Waiting for Georgia - New York City, 1996
• To let him know
• Peace be upon him
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces

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