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Warning signs that your child may be a Goth

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(idea) by Gorgonzola (16.7 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 11 C!s Mon Feb 19 2001 at 2:27:48

  • Sings songs of conquest, while drinking mead from a horn.
  • Insists that the bedroom window have a point at the top.
  • Constantly sharpening spearpoints.
  • Makes blood offerings to Wotan.
  • Talks in a language that is "sort of like German".
  • Voted most likely to sack Rome for the High School yearbook.
  • Signs the yearbook in runes.
  • Brings home a freshly-killed deer every Friday.
  • Never tires of almost-raw venison for Friday dinner, but won't eat vegetables.
  • Thinks that Vandals are a bunch of sissies.
  • Depending upon age, lords it over Pomerania, Dacia, Ukraine, Spain, or Italy.

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Female Goth stereotypes Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth. Are you a Visigoth or an Ostrogoth? pan-sexual
Petition to extinguish the sun Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted clove cigarettes Wotan
How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night? Pansexual How to get a Goth out of a tree Goth
The Offline Internet Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome Mead Count Chocula
Rune ankh überstomping The Bus of Freaks
Der Ring des Nibelungen The Vandals Marilyn Manson Dacia
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