Findings:

• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Oceania has never been at war
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Evolution has never been observed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Using a command line
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have never
• Why I've never been ice skating
• The way things have always been done
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Never Been Kissed
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I've Never Been to Me
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• What Might Have Been
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Something I Can Never Have
• Questions we will never have answers to
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have never felt more alive
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The path we have been walking
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• love like you've never been hurt
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The names have been ommitted to protect the innocent...
• I have never kissed a girl
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• institutions have lives of their own
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• The Manual (How To Have A Number One - The Easy Way)
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• I have spent all night paging you
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Dead people I have known
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• To have and to hold
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Modern Library's 100 Best Books: Fiction
• Modern rules of boxing
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• Fear of the modern world
• Why modern Wikis are abandoning CamelCase
• modern (user)
• A little child could never kill this clean
• What if it never happened?
• pub that never shuts
• I hope you never run for public office
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• I never saw a Moor
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• The Never Ending Thread
• Flowers Never Cry
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• and never the twain shall meet
• Nevers (user)
• Never call again
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• you have perfect teeth
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• A reason to drink
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• All the fairies have gone
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• They have taken enough
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Why roses have thorns
• We have standards AND pants
• Modern Life is Rubbish
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Modern Dancing 1914
• Techniques of modern art
• modern ballet
• Aristotle and the Modern World
• MODERN ITALY (user)
• Never say die
• Something never perfect
• never use variable arguments in C++
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• never show this dialog box again

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