Findings:

• So you don't have to
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I have lost many things, so many
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Stoned music memories
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• You don't have to remember my name
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• A reason to drink
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Baptist jokes
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• I used to have so many dreams
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't Worry About the Government
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Don't stand so close to me
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I don't want to fall so easily
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I don't have a television set
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Don't
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• don't live with your clients
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• Don't expect God to save you
• You don't SIT IN the traffic jam; you ARE the traffic jam
• you don't talk much
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I don't care. That's genius.
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• institutions have lives of their own
• How the mighty have fallen
• Questions I have had today
• The Manual (How To Have A Number One - The Easy Way)
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I know I have been dreaming
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• What pornos would have us believe
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Gifts we already have
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
• so I land at LaGuardia
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• São Luís
• Live simply so that others may simply live
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Oh it's all so soft and lovely with you
• Why sitcom relationships are so excellent
• It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Alcohol is a sedative so why is my heart doing this?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
• Never Had It So Good
• worried (user)
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• Love the one you don't need
• I don't want to see her
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Don't Blame Me
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't say no
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Why the Aum Shinrikyo and Anthrax don't mix
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• We Have Explosive
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Where the streets have no name
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• just to have some human contact
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• Could you have danced with me?

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