Findings:

• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Everybody in the Genepool: A Night of Recombinant Revelry
• This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• For me to hold
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• Where feminism lost me
• simple answers make me insane
• You Do Something To Me
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Plead for me
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• things that scared me this week
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Sleep escapes me still
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• You say you want to help me
• Call if you need me
• Miss Cleo let me down
• feline allergies
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• You will not remember me at all
• Paint Me the End of an Era
• Meet Me in the Green Glen
• all of these people are me
• /me misses Hermetic
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• utell me (user)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Je te tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Let me dream if I want to
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• spare me (user)
• You are fucking nicked, me old beauty!
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Man Smart, Woman Smarter
• Smart as a whip
• Everybody loves sluts
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Protein folding problem
• Why the Liberal Party of Australia both is and isn't a liberal party
• bite me
• Come to Me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• away from me
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Spontaneous Me
• me (user)
• Rhode Island It's for Me
• far be it from me
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• listen()
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• If you could see me cry
• Sweep me up
• What a Shame About Me
• the african violet you gave me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• The Devil made me do it
• Me representing William Borah
• All of Me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Computers Near Me
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Without Me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• me mate dave_root (category)
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Bleed Like Me
• its me (user)
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Disappearance of Kristin Smart
• Pam Smart
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Oral sex isn't sex
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• What poetry isn't
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Society made me what I am
• Windows ME
• Leave me
• How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Stop looking at me
• her arms around me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• full bottle in front of me
• Don't tread on me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• And They Believed Me!
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Your eyes still kill me.
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• The radios are talking to me again
• Thinking distracts me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Windows ME and Scandisk
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• this city wasn't built for me
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Tell me what to dream
• Kiss Me Baby
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• The music that makes me think of New York
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• ME IN LOVE (user)
• Me Hearties (user)
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• You had me at hello
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• pot makes me feel better
• tell me all your reasons
• Smart girls are sexy
• Smart blur
• SMART ERNEST_root (category)
• Everybody's Irish Cocktail
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• What isn't taught in high school
• What Me Worry (user)
• Drug Me
• England Made Me
• Your secret's safe with me

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