Findings:
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- hard-boiled egg
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- Microwaved Hard Salami
- It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- When in Rome, Never Boil
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- What happens when a Pope dies
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- Hard Boiled
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- Boiled egg and Soldiers
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- What happens when we die?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Level 2
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- Rode hard and put up wet
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- soft-boiled egg
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
- Boiling an egg over an open fire
- This is When it Happens
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- egg in a microwave oven
- Hard drives stolen from Los Alamos Labs
- Hard Rock Cafe
- hard interview questions
- hard pack
- Die Hard with a Vengeance
- Hard like fucking stone
- sissies live a hard life
- microwave
- Microwave Jesus (user)
- Put the grab on
- Put an end to hamster porn!
- I want to put my hands there too
- Putt it out
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- When You Come
- When's your birthday?
- i like my body when it is with your
- For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- When I get like this
- When you're home alone
- When science questions itself (a rant)
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- When all the stars go out at night
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- When your fireworks are shooting stars
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- One learns the most when teaching others
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- When EDB Attacks... (e2poll)
- I sweat when I pee.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
- And When She Sings
- When two legs are worth more than gold
- Boiled ham with onion and lentil soup
- Horton Hatches the Egg
- Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
- Thousand year eggs
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- Natural Selection by Kinder Egg
- How to wrap an egg roll
- Throwing Eggs (user)
- Shit happens
- can't happen
- Whatever happened to the Burger King?
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- Programming for a drug dealer
- It's very hard to destroy the Universe
- hard up
- Hard NRG
- A Hard Man is Good to Find
- Work hard. Be strong.
- It's hard to swallow with a lump in your throat
- Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
- Put a bug on
- Put the nuts on
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Put Palm Trees in Your Stories
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- When Prophecy Fails
- When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- When the words stop working
- When you were my baby
- Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
- only when you cannot hear
- When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
- When it's ready
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- good vs. well
- Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- What to do when your husband comes home
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- When desperate static beats the silence up
- Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
- When you think about smoking
- shards of ice fly when the strings are plucked
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- when does it end (user)
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- Boiled shirt
- IE 5.x Easter Eggs
- egg in the hole
- Easter Egg Poems
- Mare's Egg
- You can't unscramble scrambled eggs
- egg donation
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- A boating accident waiting to happen
- What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
- Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
- How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
- A Lot Can Happen
- hard disk
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- Hard Day
- Moral Hard Candy
- There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
- Hard drive speaker system
- Making it hard to recover your files
- It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
- Microwave Grilled Cheese
- Put out to pasture
- Put the arm on
- Put the squeeze on
- Ecstasy puts you in comas
- Put up or shut up
- Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
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