Last summer, I returned to Oregon for a few weeks to vacation and see old friends. My friend Jared, a perpetual wierdo like myself, had a simple button with the words "What is Prince Charming never shows?" printed on it. He explained it to me something like this:

"I suppose the original intent of the design was as a message to women to, you know, take care of yourself and be self-sufficient and all that. I, however, intend it to mean 'Settle for less, pick me!'"