Findings:

• When I am an old woman
• When I am an old man
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• an old woman swimming
• When the Year Grows Old
• When You Are Old And Grey
• When to wear a corset
• The Adventures of the Old Woman Continued
• The Old Woman in the Wood
• I am now a married woman
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• The Old Woman and the Wine-Jar
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• When You Are Old
• When I was ten years old
• When shall I be free?
• I look better when I am wet
• The Old Woman and the Physician
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Since when am I a size 6?
• The Old Woman I Watched Die
• The Old Woman Whose Rolling Pin Is The Sun
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When am I an adult?
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• I am blind when I want to be
• When I am stronger than now
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• When you wake up feeling old
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
• The Old Beggar Woman
• When he became an old man
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• I am eighteen years old
• When I am King
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Myself When I am Real
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• When Shall We Take Off?
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• When lovely woman stoops to folly
• In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• The History of the Old Woman
• When I am dead, my dearest
• poor, defenseless old woman
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Woman! when I behold thee flippant, vain
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Ivana; The Woman behind the Trump Dynasty
• Pan American Games
• Young Woman with a Wineglass
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• Things I am not ashamed of
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am Jane
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• I am deathly afraid of February
• I am not a fire hydrant
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Soccer AM
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• I am an IT Department of One.
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
• Moonshine at 10 a.m.
• Old and New Dreams
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• old chestnut: house number problems
• To Thee Old Cause
• Old Water Goose
• The Good Old Days!
• can you teach an old dog new tricks?
• A Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight
• Old Forest
• The Old Apple-Tree
• Old Church Slavonic
• Old Melburnian
• The Old Brown Jug
• Some Old Hippy Caught A High Tripping On Acid
• Old England
• That Old Song
• Old Pond
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• New Riders of The Purple Sage
• The Purple Pie Man
• CCBBA Purple Belt Curriculum
• Shall I at least set my lands in order?
• Seek And You Shall Find
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• I walk around when I'm high
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• When Worlds Collide
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
• Memory is best served when chilled
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• When I came last to Ludlow
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• When having sex in northern Norway
• When quitting isn't quitting
• When Poets Dreamed of Angels
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• When sex hurts (women)
• Things to consider when buying glasses
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Gold Dust Woman
• Woman of easy virtue
• A Woman's Reason
• More Than A Woman
• The Australian Women's Weekly
• Who am I?
• Geraldine and Lamia: The Two Faces of the Gothic Snake Woman
• I am not a geek
• I am the greatest!
• I am addicted to TUMS
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• furniture warriors of the AM dawn
• I am a sap
• I am the Master of Cunning
• I am a hollow reed
• Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
• As a capitalist, I am enraged
• I am a gorilla (user)
• Shower Kletic
• Aye Am (user)
• I am listening to hear where you are
• nevermind. nevermind. breathless, i am sudden.
• I am a Hobo. I am not a lonesome Hobo.
• "The good old days" are a scam
• Old Town, Alexandria
• Old chestnut: Carrying a ladder around a corner
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• Old video games don't die
• Old Ground
• One year old
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• tough as old boots
• Old Age
• This Old World Is Changing Hands
• Old Black Joe
• Old Scrotch
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• Why old people piss me off
• Old Timer
• old school skateboard wheels

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