Findings:

• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• When I was Fair and Young
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Why do you want to get married?
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• So your kids want a pet
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I was five
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Which was what we wanted
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• back when our blood was still warm
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When I get like this
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Stoned music memories
• Getting what you want from tech support
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When I get mad I throw harder
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I was young Time had no wings
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When I Was a Boy
• When she was bad
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When I was ten years old
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• November 4, 1995
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Kompressor want to get with You
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When touch was simple
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• being a kid was great
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• I'll get there when I get there
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When I was young
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When we were little kids, running
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• The Get Up Kids
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• We get too tense when we drive
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When I was your age
• When I Was Cruel
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• I am blind when I want to be
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• When I Get Low I Get High
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• i only knew when silence screamed
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• when? (user)
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Get a break
• When I am King
• Get under the bed
• when we owned the world
• How to get rid of a cold
• When Things Were Rotten
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• What to do when your brakes fail
• I get high on Jesus
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Gotta get out
• when you're ready to touch me again
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Is it finished when you die?
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• When the walls go down
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• When Renny wakes up
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• The Get Well Soon
• Mr. Stinky gets lucky
• Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
• see what u get (user)
• marxists get crazy laid
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• How (not) to get fleeced in Hong Kong
• Billy the Kid
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things

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