Findings:

• When You Wish Upon a Star
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Touching upon origins
• Upon the Sight of a Beautiful Picture
• The effects of disease upon three major world religions: Hinduism, Christianity, and Buddhism
• Day Three's Curiosities: At the Escarpment of Omen with an aimless Janissary, and sharing a soliloquy upon becoming echoes
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• When Prophecy Fails
• When you wake up feeling old
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You know you're a geek when...
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When all the stars go out at night
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Things to consider when forming a rock band
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• When in Rome: a truly funky place to stay
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When you kill people they die
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When The Kitestring Pops
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I Was Cruel
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Things to consider when naming your child
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When the great recorder comes
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• WoOz: 23 Glinda The Good Witch Grants Dorothy's Wish
• If Wishes Were Horses
• Make A Wish Foundation
• wishes
• I Stood Tip-toe Upon a Little Hill
• Once Upon a Time in America
• Upon the breasts of a barmaid from Hayle
• When the shit hits the fan
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When the law's on your side
• When you were my baby
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• Sucking at The Sims
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• One learns the most when teaching others
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When All's Well
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What happens when a Pope dies
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• When good cats go bald
• Since when am I a size 6?
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• Enquire within upon everything
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• Once upon a time in Scotland
• When I said yes
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When I get like this
• Her hair, tangled
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When Etna basks and purrs
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• When the Pope says shit
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• water does not expand when it freezes
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When tofu goes bad
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When celebrities die
• When Shall We Take Off?
• When the eye of day is shut
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• Dreaming of a Wish Fulfilled
• It Came upon the Midnight Clear
• An epiphany on the power society bestows upon money
• Fear and Trembling: A Panegyric Upon Abraham
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• What happens when we die?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
• When your presents give me hives
• when my father cries
• When can it end?
• When I left home
• When life gives you shit
• When should a firm stop production?
• when immunity is a bad thing
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When the boss is away...
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Eye contact at a distance
• When your self esteem dwindles
• When a virgin graduates
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I Get Low I Get High
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Things to consider when preparing an acceptance speech
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• when was vienetta ice cream invented
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• Three wishes: An extravagant lie
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• The Thistles upon the Grave
• Starfire Burning Upon the Ice Veiled Throne of Ultima Thule
• The False Knight Upon The Road
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• when your snoring began
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• when you were words
• When and Why
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Summer never answers when you call
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
• Sing when you're winning
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When she was bad
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• When the Boat Comes In
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• When shall I be free?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• I wish I loved the human race
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 3: As Master Wishes
• I wish I could burn like god
• Once upon a time
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Thoughts upon life's travails
• I look better when I am wet
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• When it all comes together
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You're never around when I need you
• When Running Jokes Go Bad

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