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• When you wake up feeling old
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When he became an old man
• Sing when you're winning
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• You're too young to be so old
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Swing when you're winning
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• When I am an old man
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• You're never around when I need you
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When I am an old woman
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• You know you're a geek when...
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• You're Only Old Once!
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When You Are Old
• When the Year Grows Old
• When You Are Old And Grey
• When you're alone
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you're home alone
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When I was ten years old
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Old and In The Way
• Music was better in the old days
• old dutch oatmeal cookies
• old chestnut: four bugs
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• Ring out the old, ring in the new
• the old rewired fortress of solitude trick
• Grand Old Party
• 15 years old
• Galco's Old World Grocery
• Old Queen Cole
• The Meditation of the Old Fisherman
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Old Possum's book of practical cats
• Portrait of an Artist, As an Old Man
• The Old Curiosity Shop
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• Old Danish
• old gunny_root (category)
• The Old Git_root (category)
• Old Guido (user)
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Women want me when I'm taken
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When I left my girl
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• Stoned music memories
• Laugh when threatened
• when? (user)
• When children become people
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Happy When It Rains
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• when doves cry_root (category)
• When EDB Attacks... (e2poll)
• When each had their own personal anthem
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• So you think you're on a roll?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Lonely Hipsters on a Higher Plane of Existence
• old school
• Old clap
• old chestnut: crossing a bridge
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• Boys Of The Old Brigade
• Old 97's
• There was an old lady
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• Old Betsy
• An old family legend about teleportation and gypsies
• American Old Navy discipline
• old cold, white, sweet stuff
• Thine Arm, O Lord, in Days of Old
• Old Salem
• Old encyclopedias
• Old Timer's Day
• Old Slavic
• Old Sarum
• old legba_root (category)
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• old man (user)
• old author (user)
• Revenge is a fish best served old
• I walk around when I'm high
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• When Your Heartstrings Break
• Where people go when people die
• When I Grow Up
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• when i hold you near
• When Web Designers Attack: A New Fox Special
• Things to consider when organizing a team of superheroes
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When you kill people they die
• When The Kitestring Pops
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I Was Cruel
• When frogs go bad
• Only When I Lose Myself
• When Atlas dropped the sky
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When impressing friends with food
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• shards of ice fly when the strings are plucked
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• Alice, you're the greatest!
• Australia You're Standing In It
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• you're never anywhere i find you

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