| Peter Cook, the sadly-missed British satirist, once told a story in an interview (with Clive Anderson, I think) of how a member of the audience at a Sex Pistols gig got up on the stage and slapped Johnny Rotten in the face.
He said it was the first recorded instance of the fan hitting the shit.
And it's still, in my opinion, one of the funniest things that has ever been said.
the first (of many) excerpts from Anj's Almost-Photographic Memory For Pointless And Irrelevant Comedy Moments. ladies and gentlemen, start your downvote engines. ;) | 
