• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• when all the white horses have broken free
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• All Shook Up
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• When Pride Still Mattered
• back when our blood was still warm
• When I Grow Up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When All's Well
• When We Grow Up
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I have spent all night paging you
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Her hair, tangled
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• wake up and find her still there
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• And All That Could Have Been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• I must have waited all my life for this
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• All over
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Stoned music memories
• I have made up a name for my disease
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• because I have given up any care
• Long Haired Preachers
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• what are all those long dead ancient masters up to now?
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Where have all the poets gone?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• We met at quarter past young; still, we grew up together
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• When you wake up feeling old
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When living we have need of Death
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They think it's all over
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• All Over the Guy
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• when still her eyes held water
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• You let the walking wounded through the door and it's all over
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• All the fairies have gone
• Because it all burns up
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed

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