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• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When I was ten years old
• When you wake up feeling old
• When you're alone
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you're home alone
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When he became an old man
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• You're too young to be so old
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When I am an old man
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When I am an old woman
• Sing when you're winning
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Swing when you're winning
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• You're never around when I need you
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• You're Only Old Once!
• You know you're a geek when...
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• When You Are Old
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• When the Year Grows Old
• When You Are Old And Grey
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
• I'm always breathless when you call
• You're not a monk
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• food fight
• old chestnut: houses and utilities
• old chestnut: five men, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
• Old Tongue
• This Old House
• Old Southern Slang
• Letting go of old promises and fairy tales
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Old Time Radio
• Old Eggwipe
• A thirty minute progressive rock epic version of "This Old Man"
• Under Old Earth
• Dusty Old Dust
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• The Old Brown Jug
• Some Old Hippy Caught A High Tripping On Acid
• Old England
• old gunny (user)
• The Old Git (user)
• Old Guido (user)
• When the shit hits the fan
• when your snoring began
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Things men want when they're drunk
• When good code goes bad
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• When I Was a Boy
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• When it's done
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• When Night is Almost Done
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When I watch the living meet
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• When willpower isn't enough
• When Poets Dreamed of Angels
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When celebrities die
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• When summer's end is nighing
• When your time comes
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• You're not from around here, are you?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• your vs. you're
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Buying a cell phone
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Lonely Hipsters on a Higher Plane of Existence
• old bean
• old maid
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Give it the old college try
• old chestnut: hole in sphere
• helping old ladies cross the street
• Old Frisian
• Old Ones
• old joe
• I am eighteen years old
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• The Old Man of the Mountain
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• wise old bull
• Step on My Old Size Nines
• The Old Grey Whistle Test
• Why old people piss me off
• Old Timer
• old school skateboard wheels
• Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue
• old legba (user)
• The Old Woman I Watched Die
• The Old Woman Whose Rolling Pin Is The Sun
• old author (user)
• Revenge is a fish best served old
• When I said yes
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• When a liquid enters a vacuum
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Buying your first mountain bike
• When I Read Shakespeare
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When dolphins go bad
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• portable mp3 player
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• When we were little kids, running
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Things to consider when naming your child
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Models of American Racial Discrimination

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