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• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• when strangers tell me to smile
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• I could make a habit out of you
• I can make a bong out of anything
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• When you blow out like a dead star
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• When or Not, Make it Great
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• when in doubt run it out
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Make me care
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• And it makes me wonder
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• graveyards make me wet
• when you're ready to touch me again
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• Make me one of you
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Make mountains out of molehills
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Death makes me tired
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• When all the stars go out at night
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• you make me think of death
• How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• Driving scares the crap out of me
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• What makes me beautiful
• How to make a purse out of duct tape
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Fluoxetine
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When in doubt, throw it out
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Making a ring out of a dollar bill
• When your presents give me hives
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• math makes me smile
• Your tears make me smile
• Make Me Bad
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• Don't Make Me Think
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Smoking from a Pringles tube
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• make me hurt you
• earn it. make me love you.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Make me one with everything
• make out
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• That one makes me scream, she said
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Make Me Mommy
• you breathe when your body makes you
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• How to make a weapon out of duct tape
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Lick me out
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Things that make me feel feminine
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• simple answers make me insane
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions

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